at night: everything is crashing around me. nothing has any meaning
in the morning: Whatever I Am Great
hi yeah this is your daily killjoy reminder that if ur an adult on tumblr u need to be very careful about maintaining boundaries between yourself and your minor followers/friends
Wallah sis is a girl who is down af n u can trust her to set up fruit hookah bowls for u.
The wallah bro is a very different species. He is a boy who wears fake designer clothes with oversized fake Chanel or Gucci belt buckles. The wallah bro’s natural habitat is the hookah lounge (for selfies) and his mama’s arms. He uses the phrase “wallah bro!” Or “bro! Wallah!” At least ten times daily. In most cases, the wallah bro’s eyebrow game will be stronger than yours will ever be. He posts memes on Instagram about the beauty of of the modesty of Muslim women while commenting on his home girl Jessica’s bikini pic saying “you seem like a really sweet girl.”
The wallah bro comes in so many different forms but when you meet one, you will feel it in your gut, and sometimes in your bladder.